Serious Bacon Business

So, you might have realized by now that we take bacon sort of seriously. Well, not overly seriously – we still like to have a lot of fun with it – but we’re passionate about bacon at the very least. Today our bacon business cards arrived, which means today we can start promoting ourselves – and our upcoming local event – more and more. 

Wait, did he just say “upcoming local event”?

Yes, yes he did. But now’s not the time to talk about that – there will be a lot more information coming on that in the future. We still have to hammer out some details, but rest assured there will be a lot of bacon in the Halifax area. I know, I know, it’s just not fair to the people who aren’t in Halifax – but we’re not big enough to make this a cross-country or even global event. Give us time for our greasy grip to spread across the globe – we’ll get there! 

So what’s the point of this post if you’re not going to tell us anything, you jackass?

That’s a fair question, but you don’t need to be so rude about it. The point of this post is because on Wednesday I tweeted about free bacon. I just want to reassure everyone that I’m not lying. So, do you want a pound of local Halifax Bacon for absolutely free? We’ll even deliver it to you anywhere in Halifax – Dartmouth – Bedford – Sackville. Of course you want it. Who the heck doesn’t want a pound of free bacon? Crazy people and vegetarians, probably… if you make a distinction between those. 

Okay, I’ve been reading for like an hour now, how the hell do I get my bacon?

Good question! To get your free bacon all you need to do is follow us on Twitter

…or like us on Facebook…

Once you’ve done that, Retweet or Share our #FreeHalifaxBacon post. That’s it. That’s all. We’ll pick a winner on Wednesday July 16th and bring them their bacon within a day of the announcement. 

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