Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Mints

What is your first impression from the product (before tasting)?

I feared the worst... but I thought there would be some bacon-bit like flavour with some sugar and some grossness. 

I expected them to be pretty terrible. And there's something about 'uncle oinker's' that kinda.. hmm.. how do I articulate this... Reminded me of a pedophile for some reason? Maybe that somehow this would not be appropriate for children would be a better way of saying it. 

This reminds me of this one time I was at a party and someone had a bunch of pills in a small little altoids case and they looked just like that. 

How was it?

Did not like. Bland, vaguely sweet, slightly salty... and... something else?

 I tried two at first and didn't really taste much of anything. Then I tried five and it was just more nothing. It just tasted... odd. It had a very, very mild smokey salty taste. If you wouldn't have told me it was bacon flavoured before I tried it, I would have just thought it was a stale mint. 

What the fuck was that? That's it. That's my review. Jesus. 

Would you recommend this product to anyone and, if so, in what circumstance?

I would recommend this product to Justin Beiber in retribution for everything he has done to my ears. 

If I had to kiss a hooker after her visit to the truck stop and this was the only 'mint' product available, it could do. Not something I would recommend for a first date. 

Yeah, like, I would keep them at my desk at work for when people come by and want to talk to me, and I don't want them to talk to me, and then I would offer them these bacon mint things, which don't taste like bacon and I'm sort of sketchy, so... yeah.. I would recommend these to people who want other people to leave them alone.

 Bacon Mints

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