What is your first impression from the product (before tasting)?
I feared the worst... but I thought there would be some bacon-bit like flavour with some sugar and some grossness.
I expected them to be pretty terrible. And there's something about 'uncle oinker's' that kinda.. hmm.. how do I articulate this... Reminded me of a pedophile for some reason? Maybe that somehow this would not be appropriate for children would be a better way of saying it.
This reminds me of this one time I was at a party and someone had a bunch of pills in a small little altoids case and they looked just like that.
How was it?
Did not like. Bland, vaguely sweet, slightly salty... and... something else?
I tried two at first and didn't really taste much of anything. Then I tried five and it was just more nothing. It just tasted... odd. It had a very, very mild smokey salty taste. If you wouldn't have told me it was bacon flavoured before I tried it, I would have just thought it was a stale mint.
What the fuck was that? That's it. That's my review. Jesus.
Would you recommend this product to anyone and, if so, in what circumstance?
I would recommend this product to Justin Beiber in retribution for everything he has done to my ears.
If I had to kiss a hooker after her visit to the truck stop and this was the only 'mint' product available, it could do. Not something I would recommend for a first date.
Yeah, like, I would keep them at my desk at work for when people come by and want to talk to me, and I don't want them to talk to me, and then I would offer them these bacon mint things, which don't taste like bacon and I'm sort of sketchy, so... yeah.. I would recommend these to people who want other people to leave them alone.
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