Double Dutch Thick Ripple Appetizers Bacon Cheeseburger Slider Chips

[sc:m content=”Bahahaha… 6 reasons you should consider being a cat.”] [sc:m content=”Number one: Free food. Number two: free rent. Number five: toes look like beans!! haha, they do!”] [sc:al content=”… what does that have to do with being a cat? Cats like beans?”] [sc:m content=”No, look at them, they look like little beans. Your toes don’t look like beans.”] [sc:al content=”Oh, cat toes look like beans?”] [sc:m content=”Yeah.”] [sc:al content=”Uhhh…”] [sc:c content=”Is it time for fucking supper yet?”] [sc:c content=”Oooh, bacon chips!”] [sc:al content=”Double Dutch Thick Ripple Appetizers Bacon Cheeseburger Sliders Flavour.”] [sc:c content=”Ohhh I didn’t realize they were bacon cheeseburger flavour.”] [sc:ap content=”Yeah, they’re not bacon-bacon, they’re bacon-product-bacon”] [sc:c content=”So, uh, how do they smell? Adam – tell us.”] [sc:al content=”Like… um.. salt?”] [sc:c content=”They look sort of like they’re going to be cheese flavoured.”] [sc:al content=”Yeah, they’ve got like an orang-y…”]

Melissa promptly knocks something over.

[sc:ap content=”Mel’s trashing the joint.”] [sc:m content=”Sorry…”] [sc:al content=”They don’t smell very pleasant…”] [sc:c content=”The chips taste a whole fucking lot like ketchup and mustard.”] [sc:m content=”They do taste much like condiments.”] [sc:al content=”Uhhh, so would anyone recommend these chips to anyone?”] [sc:c content=”I would recommend them to someone who wanted ketchup chips, but also mustard.”] [sc:m content=”They taste a bit like hotdogs.”] [sc:c content=”They do taste like hotdogs! If you like hotdogs and you want hotdogs in a ripple-chip form… I wouldn’t call them an appetizer, either.”] [sc:dog][sc:bubble content=”Uhh.. he wouldn’t eat it.”]

Bonus – we try the chips with J&Ds Baconnaise!

[sc:c content=”So, the baconnaise… it smells like – woah…”] [sc:m content=”Bacon.”] [sc:c content=”Yeah, it sort of smells like bacon dog treats, though.”] [sc:m content=”Oh yeah, it totally does! Yum!”] [sc:c content=”Hahaha, yum!”] [sc:m content=”Like beggin’ strips!”] [sc:c content=”Okay, it tastes like…”] [sc:m content=”Mmm, yum.”] [sc:ap content=”Jeez, yeah, it does really smell like bacon.”] [sc:al content=”See, if we had regular chips…”] [sc:m content=”Holy shit, wow.”] [sc:c content=”It really doesn’t taste too bad. It makes these chips actually taste more like bacon cheeseburger.”] [sc:m content=”Yeah, adding the baconnaise is a big improvement.”] [sc:c content=”So, double dutch plus baconnaise equals what double dutch should have made in the first place.”] [sc:ap content=”I’m not getting any enjoyment out of this product.”] [sc:c content=”I like it. It’s tangy.”] [sc:al content=”*Gagging* Extreeeeemely salty! Holy fuck!”] [sc:c content=”I think that’s the point… woah, it is really salty.”] [sc:ap content=”It’s more the ass flavour that’s really throwing me off…”] [sc:m content=”See, I applied mine with a knife, so I didn’t get a big gob of it – I had a smooth layer. Once you have a smooth layer, and I recommend the knife to people…”] [sc:ap content=”A smooth layer of ass is better than a big glob of ass?”] [sc:m content=”Oh totally, every time – hands down! I mean… I think I want to eat the baconnaise on toast.”] [sc:m content=”Or turkey – like a turkey sandwich?”] [sc:c content=”What is with… oh, no; we were talking about ham last week. But you mentioned turkey earlier.”] [sc:m content=”I’ve been having an incredible craving for turkey lately. I just really want turkey.”] [sc:c content=”It’s not Christmas yet, Mel.”] [sc:m content=”I know… why can’t I have turkey every day?”] [sc:c content=”So, uh, to be honest, ummm.. neither of these products is extremely good, but the baconnaise improves the chips ever so slightly in my opinion.”] [sc:m content=”I agree.”] [sc:ap content=”I kinda want more of the baconnaise, but I don’t know why because I don’t actually like it.”] [sc:c content=”Right?! It’s not that great, but it…”] [sc:al content=”I think we need to do a separate review of the baconnaise where we try a bunch of things, because now it’s not fair because we’re not testing it with a neutral product. This is already a flavoured thing. If we had regular chips and tried that…”] [sc:m content=”Maybe this would taste better with the bacon dippers, because remember when we had the bacon ranch and the bacon dippers and it totally, it was really good?”] [sc:c content=”Heineken won’t even lick the flavour of these chips off my fingers.”] [sc:al content=”This is just way too salty. It’s damaged my brain.”] [sc:m content=”Oh my god, the baconnaise on its own is absolutely disgusting.”] [sc:c content=”If you taste it on the bacon chips it’s not too bad, but if you taste it on its own it’s kind of like shit.”] [sc:c content=”Double dutch could have done better.”] [sc:ap content=”Fuck you, double dutch.”] [sc:dog][sc:bubble content=”The baconnaise was grudgingly eaten.”]

 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *