Okay, look, Accoutrements - you need to fuck off.
I've eaten so many of your bacon products - if not the entire lineup by now - that I'm convinced that nobody in your company has ever actually tasted bacon. But why, then, do you think it would be a good idea to make a bacon air freshener?
Your idea of bacon flavour is vaguely smokey, salty, and mouldy gym shorts. Your idea of bacon smell is hardly better... Anyways, I digress.
So, Accoutrements thinks that bacon smells like farts, or that farts smell like bacon. I'm not sure which is worse, but I'm glad the air freshener is no longer 'freshening' my air. A positive of the entire thing is that I'm now much more careful about venting the car after I fart.