Accoutrements Bacon Wallet

[sc:ap content=”Okay, so we’ve had pretty shitty luck with Accoutrements’ products in general. They smell like shoe polish or – in the case of the air freshener – stale farts. They taste like… Jesus… I don’t know what they taste like. Some kind of horrible fake smoke fake everything fake gross horrible product. So, why would I keep buying them? Well, friends, the answer is simple: for science.”] [sc:ap content=’So, having tried all the food products they produced, and some non-food products, I was pleasantly surprised when I came across an Accoutrements bacon wallet. “But Allen,” you say, “surely that is not for eating!” Well, my friends, like I said earlier – I am doing this for science. I present you with the bacon wallet video review.’]
[sc:ap content=”This was by far the best tasting accoutrements product I’ve ever tried.”]



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